yucky weather

It's been cold and rainy here for days now... I hate to go out in the rain! YUCK! I go outside for a second and I run back in, then when Mommy isn't looking, I go poo on her bath mat. Really... is that such a big deal?

I've been watching some of the Olympic's... I think that speed skater Apollo is cute! I liked the ice danceing too. I think I could be an ice dancer... well maybe not since I don't like to walk on ice.... maybe with skates on it wouldn't bother me.

Sammy's sleeping on the couch. He looks very silly, all four legs are sticking up... Mommy calls this positition "winky up", if he was laying on the floor on his belly, we call this "winky down". HEE HEE HEE!

I hope stops raining soon.
Nibbles for now, Isa

i did it too! hee hee hee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Isabelle!

1. Isabelle can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
2. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Isabelle.
3. Banging your head against Isabelle uses 150 calories an hour.
4. Baskin Robbins once made Isabelle flavoured ice cream!
5. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Isabelle.
6. Some birds use Isabelle to orientate themselves during migration.
7. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Isabelle for the rest of the day!
8. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Isabelle.
9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Isabelle.
10. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Isabelle had to pay a special Isabelle tax.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sammy!

1. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sammy.
2. Sammy cannot swim.
3. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than sammy!
4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain sammy.
5. Sammy does not have toes!
6. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by sammy.
7. Only twelve people have ever set foot on sammy.
8. If sammy was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
9. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of sammy.
10. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear sammy had to pay a special sammy tax.

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BRRRRRRRR!

BRRRRRR! It's turned cold here! And my mommy still expects me to go outside to poo!!!! I don't know how Minou does it, way up North... it's a good thing her mommy can make her cute sweaters that fit!
Sammy is sulking... I told him Emmi Lou already had a guy. I think this is for the best anyway, Sammy is notorious for bed hopping... I'm sure she wouldn't want to be a notch on his collar! He's definitely a player!
I'm posting this picture of me and Arrie, I think he looks quite dreamy....
Also.... Aunt Teresa! I don't think barking at strangers and small children is so weird! I think it is my duty to make sure that EVERYONE is aware that they are around! Remember, you and Mommy always told Sissy Lindsay, "Stranger Danger". I don't have a lot of control of myself in those situations. I love you too, but I don't care if I'm barking in your ear and I will nip your hand if you attempt discipline.... I just have to be faster than your hand! HEE HEE!
Nibbles for now, Love Isa

for you Miss Emmi Lou

Sammy has a hugh crush on Emmi Lou! So now he wants me to post some pictures of him! He is very handsome and girls do go crazy for him! Maybe it's his puppy dog eyes or his long curly lockes... they kind of give him the "bad boy" look! Mommy tried to get the eye glare out of the picture, but she had no luck. You can't tell from the pictures, but he has very sexy "amber brown" eyes.... I have obsidian eyes! That's what Mommy says! The eye that he lost to glaucoma is his left, but if you were to meet him, you wouldn't be able to tell. Mommy says they did something special, they didn't remove his eyeball... just the stuff inside, then they put a silicon ball in there. Even the vet couldn't tell right away! HA HA HA! Sammy's eye Doctor is really good! Anyway, Miss Emmi Lou, here are some pictures of my brother Sammy, a.k.a. da Gangster of Love! He sends his love on Valentines Day!
Nibbles for Now, Love Isa

weird things

Okay, I know I’m a little behind but I see that Minou and Miss Emmi Lou have posted 10 weird things about them. I don’t think I do many weird things, but my mommy does. So here they are.

1) I like to dig, dig, dig! I dig my way under covers and I dig my way up my mommy’s shirt sometimes. Mommy thinks I might be a mole.

2) When I want water, I just stick my paw in my bowl and scratch it… it’s a lot like digging with one paw! hee hee

3) When I go poo, I circle several time clockwise and several more times counter-clockwise… sometimes I barely stop circling before I poo!

4) I like to lick the lotion off my mommy’s legs while she’s putting it on.

5) I like to stick my tongue up peoples noses… sometimes ears!

6) I do a “belly dance” when my mommy gets home… sometimes I do it for friends when they come by too. It’s very cute… Mommy says so!

7) I don’t eat my food over my bowl either… I carry it off, bit by bit, and eat it somewhere else!

8) Sometimes I steal Sammy’s food!

9) My favorite song is “Pretty Wa Wa! It’s like “Pretty Woman”, but Mommy changes the words. She calls me a Wa Wa girl… like Chi-wa-wa!
10) Mommy says I have a huge tongue for such a little girl!

11) I like to lick Sammy’s eye!

12) I suck on my tongue when I’m sleeping… Mommy says it’s cute.

13) I don’t like to get my paws wet…. we all know what that means!

14) I don’t like to walk on solid surfacee floors!

15) I chew on my toe nails!

Weird things about Sam!

1) He likes to get his bottom spanked! He's such a naughty boy!

2) He tries to hump Mommy’s leg every night when she gets in bed!

3) He poo’s a lot! Mommy calls him a construction worker! He builds log cabins!

4) His left eye is a prosthesis!

5) He gets medicine in his right eye three times a day!

6) He does a “Chinese torture bark”: that’s were we are all upstairs and he wants a treat, so he goes downstairs to the kitchen and barks one time, then there’s a pause and he barks again. Just when you think he’s given up… he barks again. He does this until someone gets him a treat. Fine by me, because I get one too!

7) Sammy has a catch phrase, he says “dats fer sure”. Everyone at Mommy’s old-work knew this, so when Mommy says “you know what Sammy says” they all say “dats fer sure”!

8) Sammy has many aliases: Sammy Ray Vaughan for when he feels bluesy, Sambert Einstein for when he’s feeling smart, Sammy Lloyd Wright - when he's doing his construction work and “The Saminator” for when he’s feeling like a real badass! The list goes on!

9) He smacks when he eats! Mommy says this would be extremely noying if a man did this, but it’s cute when Sammy does it.

10) Sammy likes his Ophthalmologist!

11) Sammy has an Ophthalmologist!

12) Sammy likes to drink Mommy’s coffee in the morning when she’s not looking! He also likes beer and wine!

I’m tired now. Mommy says there’s more weird stuff. But I think that next time I will make a list of all the weird things she does! HA! HA!

Nibbles for now, Isa