oops I fogot!

Yesterday Mommy did this new workout video she got "Belly Danceing"! HA HA HA HA HA I could hardly stop laughing! The lady on the video did this thing called "snake arms"... it was mesmerizing, her arms looked like snakes... it almost scared me! But when I looked at Mommy trying to make "snake arms", she looked like she was flailing! I was laughing my ass off! HA HA HA! She says she's going to try it again... I say FINE BY ME, cause I can use a good laugh!

Good News!

I know it's been awhile, but my mommy has been hogging the computer! I hardly have time to get online! Plus, sometimes I need her help! rrrrr But I have good news! The stupid cat Donatella is gone!!!!!! The bad news is that my sissy and Arrie are gone too! They all went back to Florida! I went to Florida last year, I got to ride in a plane and bark at people in the airport terminal! When we finally got to Tallahassee my butt exploded the minute I got outside!
Anyway that stupid cat Donatella is gone gone gone! I can move about the house freely without having to worry about being attacked! She was getting bigger and I wasn't!

Sammy was on patrol last night and he found a possum in the garage!!!! I was very scared, but not Sam! He alerted Mommy and probably most of our neighbors! I'm sure the possum was scared... I did not see it, but my mommy did! Mommy thinks he came in through the pet door that goes from the garage to the backyard... Mommy had stapled it open, thinking that I would learn to use it! Ha! Ha! Like I'm going to ever go through that stupid door! I won't even go down the hallway that leads to the garage by myself. It's a good thing too... Mommy said the possum was bigger than me! She fixed the pet door, so maybe that won't happen again.

Yesterday we baby-sat for my Uncle Jeffs new boy Bristow... I don't think I like baby-sitting. Some people might think that he was cute, but I don't... well, he was okay, but not as cute as me! He cried and demanded my mommy's attention. I do not like that at all! I barked at him too! He called me "Bitchy Belle"! What a brat! I would of almost rather had the stupid cat Donatella around! Maybe not though. We went to Pets Mart and got a manicure! I don't really like that either! Oh yeah... that's a picture of Bristow... not as cute as me!

I wish Mommy would of been quick and got a picture of the possum, I doubt if it was cute though! Mommy got us some new food, the stupid lady at the store said it would help decrease shedding!! HA HA! Not likely, besides my mommy is lucky to wear me everywhere she goes! HA HA HA! I smell something cooking, gotta run! Nibble for now! Isa

grassy knoll

Yesterday Sammy, Sissy, Mommy and I took Arrie to see the "grassy knoll"! It was fun fun fun! We walked around and Sammy rolled in the grass! A LOT! He said it felt really good!
We walked around downtown for a while, then we stopped to eat at TGIF's. They were so nice to me and Sammy... they brought us water, but Sammy prefers beer!
Mommy took pictures of Me, Sammy, Sissy and Arrie!


Strangers even stopped to take pictures of Sammy sitting at the table.... they kept saying he was so cute and "what a good boy"!!!!!!! Sammy is a good boy! Mommy gave us both treats for being so good! I only barked at 1 person! And she needed it! Nibbles for Now, Isa

things i forgot to mention

* that stupid Donatella stuck her whole back leg in my Mommy's coffee! ewwwwww! yuck! Mommy had to pour out the whole cup and get new!

* Arrie wanted to ride a bull!!! Is that not crazy... I think I will let my sissy keep him!!!

* and when you go to the Cattleman's Steakhouse in Cowtown... they expect you to eat steak!!!! HEE HEE HEE

Nibbles, Isa

Happy New Year!!!

Well, we had a very busy Holiday! My Aunt Teresa was here... she did not disipline... thank goodness... and oh, she went all goo-goo over stupid Donatella! Donatella is getting bigger and she attacks me! I don't like that! She stalks me when I'm coming in the house, or climbing up my ramp... which I have decided is okay to use! Some times she's fun to play with... but she's getting pretty scary! Aunt Teresa brought us all toys... Sammy chewed the legs off mine and ripped the stuffing out of his! She forgot that Sammy liked to chew up stuffed toys, he's naughty! She bought stupid Donatella lazer light toy, Sammy left that alone. Anyway, Aunt Teresa bought Sammy and I new toys that Sammy wouldn't destroy!
My Sissy and her boyfriend Arrie got here shortly after Aunt Teresa! I think he is very cute and I like his accent! I think he has a crush on me... that's not uncomman... guys usually fall for me pretty fast. (with the exception of my mommies x-boyfriend, but HE WAS DEAD INSIDE!!!!) My guys where I use to work still have my pictures on the wall, they say it's like a shrine! HEE HEE! So, it's only natural that Arrie would fall for my charms also! I have to admit I like him too, I would keep him for myself if he wasn't my sissy's boyfriend. I will let him down easy so that my sissy can have him. You know, I think that is very generous of me cause I really would like to keep him. We could travel together, he could carry me in my bag... I can go almost anywhere in my bag! Maybe we could go to India... I've always want to meet the Dolly Lama. I think Sammy should proabably go to if we do that... we think he is a Bodi Sot Va. Well enough of that... Arrie will just have to get over me... we can still be friends though... and maybe kiss when my sissy isn't looking!!!! HEE HEE HEE!
Oh yeah... the new years here and Sammy has decided to go on a health kick... we even went for a walk yesterday... I noticed stupid Donatella doing yoga again... so she is very limber.... SO WHAT! She's stalking me right now! She best stay away from my ears! I will not tolerate her attacking my ears. She doesn't attack Sammy at all! He lets her know who's boss! HEE HEE! Last night Mommy, Sissy and Arrie went to the rodeo. While they were gone I climbed off the bed and went down the hallway and up the stairs to the living room where Mommy put the icky hard floor down... all by myself!!! Mommy and Sissy were very surprised to find me there when they got home... they thought I was very brave! Well any way, I better get back to sleeping.... Nibbles for Now... Love Isa